My only real friend

William KeeperFebruary 26, 2020Uncategorized

Goldfish,

You are my only friend.

Goldfish,

You are all mine.

Goldfish,

You taste so fine.

Goldfish,

I’m gonna eat my only friend now.

Goldfish,

Bye Bye.

Published by William Keeper

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5 thoughts on “My only real friend”

Chris HemsWORTH IT! says:

February 27, 2020 at 11:04 pm

a brilliant novel fit for the bookshelves of British bookstores everywhere! a real screen scroller this was! why i stayed up 3 hours past my bedtime reading this! its long, but worth it. this novels fantastic yet dreadful tragedy about a pet fish had me in tears. bravo good sir, bravo.

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Chris HemsWORTH IT! says:

February 28, 2020 at 2:54 am

yo this isnt related but nominate the url of my post with a picture of a panda on it thx

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1. M.E. Williams says:
  
  February 28, 2020 at 3:04 am
  
  Ok
  
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Tracey says:

February 28, 2020 at 3:10 am

Fish are friends
Not food

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Callisto Altair says:

February 29, 2020 at 1:28 am

Dang I was wondering if this had a deep underlying theme… until the goldfish were eaten

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